BP Promises First Major Oil Spill on Mars (SPOOF)
Oil giant BP has capitalised on NASA’s incredible discovery of water on Mars by vowing to be the first major company to have a massive oil spill in that water. “This is a huge undertaking,” said one executive. “It’s going to take effort and determination. It’s going to take foresight and planning. It’s going to take massive, unfathomable negligence every step of the way – and we’re the company to do it.” The company has said there will be some massive oversight that will lead to polluting Mars’ water supply. They are hoping it will be achieved by 2025.